*may contain one or two tiny, itsy, bitsy spoilers
1) Jet Li is ten pounds of kick-ass in a five pound bag.
2) Chuck Norris jokes are even funnier when said by Chuck Norris.
3) Charisma Carpenter’s boobs have indeed gotten huge-ish since Buffy.
4) Chuck Norris is seventy-fuckin’- two years old… still pretty bad-ass.
5) Danny Trejo is not in this movie; why isn’t Danny Trejo in this movie? He and Dolph Lundgren can have a hand-to-hand with their big blades. (A hand-to-hand fight, pervert. Get your mind out of the gutter!)
6) Comedic lines deliver callback-like nods to the main actors’ other films throughout the movie. The following conversation between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bruce Willis occurs:
Schwarzenegger: “I’m out of ammo. I’ll be back.”
Willis: “You’ve been back enough. I’ll be back!”
Schwarzenegger: “Yippee-ki-yay!”
Yes…that actually happened.
7) Almost half of the main characters can or will soon be able to qualify for Social Security. Only four of the guys on Barney Ross’s (Stallone) crew are under 50, not counting Gale…I mean, Liam Hemsworth… but the odds are not especially ever in his favor. (<— See what I did there?)
and did I mention
8) Holy shit, these 80’s movies guys look like been rode hard and put away wet!
Stallone: “That thing belongs in a museum.”
Schwarzenegger: “We all do.”
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Not Nicholas Cage too…!!
Next movie, apparently…
Noooo, noooo, nooo. I love Nicholas cage. 😦
Is it bad if he’s in the movie? lol
I don’t know. I think that would make his ‘grandpa’ level higher? Hnnggg. As long as it betters than the second.
Hahah! His “grandpa level!”
Well, They are basically all older guys! Except Liam, and he’s VERY good looking. Shame he died in the first 30 minutes. (or was it longer?)
It’s too bad. Dolph used to be so dreamy.
Yeah… even Jason Statham is getting on now… and even though he’s bald, he still gets more ass than James Bond.
You take that back. I know you have Jason Statham bedsheets.
Mwah haha…. Jet Li bed sheets, baby. They’re taller than he is. 😀