1) Do you think there’s a guy somewhere on this planet that has ever tried to sterilize himself with a taser to the nuts?
People do some stupid shit, and the dumb-assery is not just limited to kids. Grown “adults” who should know better come up with all sorts of inventive ways to cause unintentional bodily damage to themselves. You would think the outcomes of some of these experiments would be obvious. Think of all the people who end up in emergency rooms after trying to use vegetables or small furry rodents for sexual satisfaction. People looking for an easy or cheap way to do something, (or get away with something) and they get these bright ideas. Think of all the strange warnings on products we buy everyday…those warnings just prove that some moron, somewhere, at some time, tried to do exactly that stupid thing that the label is warning you not to do.
Please do not allow your dog to operate a motor vehicle while on this medication
Oh, shit…
2) Do kittens have belly buttons?
Earlier today, the J* pointed at the cat’s tummy and said “ba-ba?” which is how she says “belly button.” Hubs said, “No, honey, the kitty doesn’t have a belly button.
I turned to him and said, “Yes, he does!” I know this because I have felt the kitty’s belly button before… It’s not much more than a small dent in his belly, buried under a lot of fur.
Or have I?
Kittens are placental mammals, and therefore should have belly buttons. However, unless you are right there at the moment of birth, you may not see the umbilical cord like you would on a human baby. That’s a mother cat usually chews the cord off after a kitten is born and the mother may then eat the placental sac.
(Image courtesy of Knittin’ and Kittens)
So, there you go… Now, aren’t you glad you asked?
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Today I googled ‘why do fish have nostrils’ so kitty navels seems a normal question to me!
Hahah! An the answer is…?
They actually do use them to smell, but obviously not to breathe. Evolution hooked the nostrils up to the respitory system later.
Ahhh… that’s interesting…
Ive always wanted a taser, not to tase my manhood, but to tase other people, like slow people on the streets, or people with over sized umbrellas.
Or people on phones at the movies and in restaurants.
Or when they are on the phone while they ordering something!
Or sitting at your house to “visit” you, but incessantly texting someone the whole time.
Or sitting at your house to “visit” you, but incessantly texting someone the whole time.
Or you’re visiting someone, but they have the tv on, so you end up watching tv.
I could have stayed home, if i wanted to watch some tv!
Haha… That doesn’t bother me as bad, as long as they talk to me… Especially if it’s a show that sparks discussion somehow.
Not in my family! 😛
awwww…. sweet baby! I heard that toilet story on Wait Wait Don’t Tell Me and laughed my fur off!
I didn’t know whether to laugh or gag!
Not a good one to read post-dinner…
Speaking of, did you ever hear the one about the woman that used a live lobster as a makeshift *ahem* dildo?
I rest my case. lol
Classy toilet sign!
There are so many classy people in this world.
I never thought about a kitty’s navel, although I suppose I knew they must have one. In this way it’s a lot like boobs on an elephant.
You HAVE thought about boobs on an elephant? lol
I’ve clearly said too much as it is.
BTW, have you gotten on FB lately? (I messaged you)
No–it’s been a while. Will check today.