I’ve been very lazy of late… Don’t judge me! I wanted to have a new Maynard post ready for today, to celebrate my favorite musician’s birthday, but I’m sleep deprived, and I have cramps, and I just realized my old Victoria’s Secret underwear has become my period panties and my new Joe Boxer underwear is now my good underwear, and that just hits me on a very emotional level.
SO here’s last years Maynard Birthday Post! Yay!
Happy Birthday to my favorite person I wish I knew but actually don’t, Maynard James Keenan. One of my all-time favorite artists who, I am happy to say, is still among the land of the living, and still making kick-ass music. If you need even more reasons why I love Maynard, check out these videos of Maynard…being Maynard.