J* (my daughter): Milk? Milk?
Hubby: You want milk???
Me: We don’t have any milk
Hubby: (rolls eyes)
Me: I told you we needed to go to the store!
Hubby: (turns and points at me): Make it so, number one…
Me: Uh… I’m the Captain up in this Bitch!
J* pipes up: bitch! bitch!
Yes, this conversation just happened.
Our family…full of WIN!
alienredqueen 
*snort*
Yeah, exactly…
Sorry, i don’t get this at all. You’re raising your kid to be a little underfed foul mouth and so your family is “full of win”? No, i don’t get this at all… Has to be some sort of typical american humor then… Maybe some day i’ll understand…
Seriously? Because we were out of milk, she’s “underfed?”
And now you’re going to bash Americans?
If you don’t get the humor in a three year old innocently parroting her parents (or the Star Trek joke), I can’t help ya.
Seriously, i’m very serious. 😐 I never kid about kids. 😐
Well, take that shit somewhere else then. My kid is fine, and I don’t need any “backseat parenting” from someone I don’t even know.
Underfed?
Baby is barely three, she had no idea what she was saying. It doesn’t make her a potty mouth, and you shouldn’t assume that her parents weren’t horrified by the mistake.
I have NO idea where you got the idea she was underfed by this relation of a conversation about who was the one who had to go shopping. At no time does anyone say they aren’t going to go.
The win part was the Star Trek joke.
Understand now?
Thank you for succinctly summing that up, Spiders!
Bitches! 😐 I’m outta here! \m/
Don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
“Bitches” – is that some sort of typical non-American humour, then? Maybe one day I’ll understand.
Wow… you know nothing of the family and yet you assume they starve their kid and allow her to continue the foul language. Troll much? Oh wait, I’m not sure you’ll understand that term. Do you spend a whole lot of your time stalking people’s social media outlets intentionally looking for reasons to insult them? It seems you might. Get a life and stop fucking with people you don’t know. Maybe “someday you’ll understand” common etiquette. You know that “if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all” rule. Yeah, study up on that, it should keep you busy for a while.
From milk milk to bitch bitch, baby steps.
Love it!
And of course, Daddy was like “No, don’t say that baby…” so she wanted to keep saying it. I was like, “Just ignore it, and she’ll stop!”
They do stop if you ignore it. Once they get older then you explain “…it was a mistake, we shouldn’t have said that, please don’t use that word, etc…” Love it!
Or, my favorite…”That’s a BIG PERSON word.” lol
I’m not sure if I can sense your trademark sarcasm or not… It won’t be your favorite when she looks at you and tells you how big she is 😛
Just wait for it and laugh when it happens! (there’s my backseat parenting technique)
Maybe a little. But part of me still ascribes to the “do as I say, not as I do” school of thought,… if for no other reason than I am an incurable potty mouth. LOL
I think we all live by that a bit, no matter how much we claim to “set an example.” No one person is the “perfect parent” right?
I’m sorry if i offended you, i didn’t mean to, i’m only huma… no wait…
The avatar you gave me might just say it all. It’s so me. I have a serious problem in that, even when i’m serious, i’m not really very serious. But seriously, forgive me…
I think that avatar is automatic… I mean, I never chose it, but you always have it… Weird.
You better play nice from now on, little Soldier Xeno…
I think i stay out of the hive for a while anyway, i don’t think i could take it right now if i would get kicked out a second time. Or worse, you might just eat me alive!
I AM kinda hungry…
😀