Don’t Ask…

*Warning:  Reading any further may result in a drop of your IQ by at least 20 points…but I hope you’ll just laugh.

I think both men and women should have both penises and uteri (womb, baby!)  That way, women aren’t the only ones stuck with all the fun little “extras” of being female (like yeast infections,) and men aren’t the only ones who have to worry about zipping themselves up in their pants or sitting on their own balls…

And when they want to procreate, they have to have sword fights with their penises and whoever loses is the one who has to carry the baby for nine months and then squeeze it out a hole smaller than a coin slot in a soda machine.

Just a thought…

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