Some of my regular readers know I like using everyday experiences and stupid shit I think about as material for haiku. Enjoy. 😉
Driving in the rain
Hey Dumbass, slow Down.
It’s raining, the roads are wet,
You drive a box truck.
Lemon
Lemon piece of shit
I’ve only made three payments
Don’t you know I’m poor?
Dopey Dog
Slurping your water
I’ve never met a dog who
Chokes on his water
Haiku Don’t know much about it So i’m just jammin’ here I guess it doesn’t have to rhyme?!
Haiku is 5-7-5 syllable structure. 🙂