IS it Monday? It Feels Like Monday

Which means even though it’s technically the afternoon, it’s the perfect time for some Monday Morning Haiku.

I call this one FMM (For “Fuck My Monday”)

FMM

Car got a flat tire.

Dog crap frozen to the ground.

Car is still broken.

 

 

Black Gold

The dog is too fat

Sneaks and eats the cat’s food too.

At least there’s coffee

7 responses to “IS it Monday? It Feels Like Monday

  1. Even your haikus seem to fail: isn’t “sneaks and eats the cat’s food too” 8 syllables instead of the required 7? Aaaah, but this misery is only in the old year – next year everything will be smoothygroovy!

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