Well, I do believe Facebook knew I got laid last night before I did.
As my very wise friend told me, hubby really needs to monitor my internet privileges after I pop an Ambien. This shit is getting a little ridiculous. I got up a few times after taking half an Ambien, either to pee or get a snack. I even got online…. (Why, oh why did I get online???) I know better. I may feel awake. May even look and sound awake, with the exception of a few weirdly random things that may come out of my mouth.
But I know better. I know the next day I am likely to remember most of the things I have done the night before only vaguely, as in a twilight sleep dream. If I remember them at all. I think I ate a banana with peanut butter and chocolate. This morning I wondered if hubby and I got it on last night. This morning, it didn’t seem likely…until I looked at one of my Facebook statuses…
whoopsie!
But at the time, I’m guessing whatever I did actually seemed like a swell idea! I wonder if that was before or after I decided I wasn’t falling asleep quickly enough and took the other half of the Ambien.
Oh well. Guess I’ll have to have a talk with hubby later about him doing a better job of keeping me from doing stupid shit when I take my medicine. But at least I can rest easy (haha) knowing I am not the only person this drug effects in strange ways.
(*I do not own these images)
(*I do not own these images)
