*warning: one or more of these photos may be considered …and tacky…
In the same vein as Very Much Dutch‘s and B(itch) Log‘s posts on unlikely crushes and good looking men, I have definitely had my share of posts about celebs I’d boff and sexy older men, and now I give you my latest list:
“Adorable celeb kids who later fucked themselves up on drugs and now have criminal records and/or just make us sad. ” (But in the interest of brevity, I ended up truncating the title a bit.)
So, here we go. It’s a short list. I haven’t bothered with older celebs like Danny Bonaduce. This is more focused on child actors that were kids when I was a kid and since.
1) Macaulay Culkin– Home Alone (1990): Still one of my holiday favorites, I can’t watch it without lamenting that this adorable little kid (who used to always remind me of one of my cousins) is now a gaunt specter. I see him going the way of so many young actors who drowned in their own fame and money and ended up dead of an overdose. I truly hope I’m wrong. His latest press was decidedly not positive, and came in the form of some pics of him looking wasted, possibly sick or in the grips of addiction. Of course his “sources” have denied either possibility, but I don’t see how he could look so bad if something wasn’t deviling him.
2) River Phoenix– Stand By Me (1986): I remember having a crush on River Phoenix in the movie adaptation of Stephen King’s “The Body.” He’s long dead now, of a drug overdose, so I guess he’s technically no longer “on drugs” and he was never really “busted” looking. But I do remember thinking (and still do think) what a waste of a beautiful man. Given my macabre turn of mind, even as a kid, I’ll admit to you fair readers the thought of him rotting away in his grave was very disturbing to me.
3) Daniel Radcliffe– Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001): Undeniably adorable, Daniel Radcliffe captured the hearts of youth and grown-ups alike as Harry Potter in the film series of the same name. Arguably, he’s not too far gone yet, but by his own admission he was drunk for at least some of the filming of the latest Potter film. You disappoint us, Harry. ~smh
And last but not least, because this still bugs the shit out of me:
4) Edward Furlong– Terminator 2 (1991), American History X (1998): A cute kid who grew up to be quite a sexy young man, Furlong has had his trouble with drugs, which is sad… but not as sad as his other legal troubles, which include charges for domestic violence and harassing his ex.
He apparently also owes thousands in back child support. The drug abuse I could over-look as sad, but fairly commonplace, but this other bit of douche-baggery just spoils the whole thing for me. He used to be sooo adorable, even appearing as a model for Calvin Klein. And now, he’s just a fat, dirty, slob who doesn’t know how to treat women. I have lost much respect for him, which is sad because I so want to still like him.
~Sigh~ So sad. But let’s look on the bright side; maybe he’ll read this blog post somehow, somewhere, and realize he has to change his ways to continue to impress all the hot moms hanging at home with their toddlers and watching Kung Fu Panda on Hulu.
Til next time…