Some haiku about being a “Husky mom”

No individual titles, just poetry…¬† Think of them as haiku verses in a giant single poem. ūüėČ


I love writing silly haiku. It’s more fun than trying to be serious. XD


I wake up to hair.

In the kitchen I stand and

Sticky roll my pants.


Malachi © alienredqueen

No, you can’t have this.

No… Stop talking back to me

Complaining won’t help.



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Oh, here’s some dog hair.

I wear my dog everywhere*

Dog hair in my bra.


Malachi © alienredqueen

Time to brush the dog

I put the hair in a pile

Look, another dog.


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He digs in the snow

And flips it over his head.

But doesn’t like rain.


Malachi ©  alienredqueen


*¬† I wasn’t sure if “every” was 2 or 3 syllables.¬† I did some quick Googling and apparently most dictionaries list it as two.