J* (my daughter): Milk? Milk?
Hubby: You want milk???
Me: We don’t have any milk
Hubby: (rolls eyes)
Me: I told you we needed to go to the store!
Hubby: (turns and points at me): Make it so, number one…
Me: Uh… I’m the Captain up in this Bitch!
J* pipes up: bitch! bitch!
Yes, this conversation just happened.

Our family…full of WIN!