Some haiku about being a “Husky mom”

No individual titles, just poetry…  Think of them as haiku verses in a giant single poem. 😉

 

I love writing silly haiku. It’s more fun than trying to be serious. XD

 

I wake up to hair.

In the kitchen I stand and

Sticky roll my pants.

Malachi © alienredqueen

No, you can’t have this.

No… Stop talking back to me

Complaining won’t help.

 

© alienredqueen

Oh, here’s some dog hair.

I wear my dog everywhere*

Dog hair in my bra.

Malachi © alienredqueen

Time to brush the dog

I put the hair in a pile

Look, another dog.

© alienredqueen

He digs in the snow

And flips it over his head.

But doesn’t like rain.

Malachi ©  alienredqueen

 

*  I wasn’t sure if “every” was 2 or 3 syllables.  I did some quick Googling and apparently most dictionaries list it as two.

 

 

 

SnowDog

What snow we get around here usually doesn’t amount to much.  This three or so inches is more than I’ve seen in the four years I’ve been here, so we went out to play.  Instead of a snowman, I made a snowdog.  I’m pretty damn proud of myself actually.  My kid made a ball for the snowdog.