Addendum to the Addendum: Some Sexy Old Men

Haha!  I just realized how this must sound to anyone who’s ever read anything about my Senile Stalker.  He’s creepy, wobbly, pushy, OAF (that’s old as fuck,) and he still thinks he’s got game.  Did I mention he’s creepy?

But there are some hot older guys that are definitely crush-worthy, in a “he could be my sugar daddy” kind of way.  Here are a few men who meet my definition of “sexy old men.”  See if you agree.

*“old men” in this case refer to men older than 50 (and in most cases, older than 60), but definitely not near 80 like my senile stalker.

Liam Neeson, age 60

Oh, Hannibal Smith, you so sexy!

Chris Meloni, age 51

Handcuff me, Elliot!

Mark Harmon, age 61

I’d be on his six all day!

Richard Gere, age 63

Pretty Mothman?

Now I know I’m not alone, here.  Who wants to admit to a little alphamegamia?

Who are your “sexy old man (or women)” crushes?

People I Would Have an Affair With (Fall 2012)

Alright, in the spirit of “you-can’t-have-too-much-of-a-good thing” and “there’s-no-such-thing-as-bad-sex,” I’m gonna take a proverbial page from my friend Heather’s blog and give you guys my version of the “People I’d Have an Affair With” list.  I highly doubt it will be as funny as Heather’s because, well, I would never have sex with a guy that had a mullet, for one.  And also because at least some of the people on my list actually are good-looking and/or talented, not “unlikely” crushes… but, here goes.  And don’t bother trying to blackmail me with this list at a later date, because my husband is already well aware of whose love-child I’d have and who I’d give up my alimony for.